Everyone knows that Robin Hood steals from the rich to give to the poor. I mean, c'mon, this stuff is taught in like, grade school. What happens when greedy Republican leaders play Robin Hood though? They steal from the poor in the form of Heath Care so they can give it back to the rich in the form of lower taxes on fortunes that are disgusting and border on unspeakable.

What does this mean for those who are looking for work in the health care industry? Republicans are stealing your jobs right out from under you - while asking for your votes at the same time. The nerve, right?